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More on the whole PMS thing

So, before when I addressed this thorny state of being about which we females avoid conversation whenever possible due to its impossibly simple elements but improbably deep impact on our lives, I didn't really explain as much as I should.

Leave it to me to hash, rehash, then revisit the reenhashment.

A friend of mine (who shall remain nameless-it's her right right now) suggested I go ahead and touch on that...

It goes a little like this:

I firmly believe there are times to expect oneself to be lucid, focused, humorous, gentle to oneself, etc., but the week before our period, not so much.

That is not the week to a: enter into a new relationship, b: sign contracts, c: attempt to learn new brain skills like Sudoku or Physics, or, d:buy jeans.

NEVER try on jeans when you're PMSing or you'll be looking for a stungun to paralyze either a: the person who talked you into this knowing your state of mind or b: yourself, or c: the salesperson who suggested the lowrise slim fits were the way to go...

It's really that simple.

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